Rachel Zoe Project...Guilty Pleasure >or< Screaming Train Wreck

Okay, I have a confession.....I have reluctantly been watching the Rachel Zoe Project. Why oh why must I watch this.....well, as the title states, I cannot seem to help myself around Screaming Train Wrecks. The simple truth is I covet dear people, I covet the hoards of designer clothes she has meticulously draped on racks in her studio. I covet the way she gets to fly off to Neverland New York for fashion week all the while Shmoozing and cavorting in the land of Fabulous People. I like to consider myself a Jewelry Desiger on good days....therefore I also covet the way she can just mosey into any Antique Boutique and walk out dripping in post war vintage Dior baubles. I know, I know....she's worked hard, and she deserves this greatness. The better part of me believes this and knows that with most Screaming Train Wrecks, there must either be Mechanical failure, Human error, or Sabotage.

Ahhhh.....istn't Taylor just the warmest and fuzziest? I just adore her~ Can't we all just get along.....I mean come onnnn people. Get your #$*% together! Also....I don't know that I can stand to listen to anymore of these conversations: "like, I don't know...."like, I want it clean"....."like, I'm dying, I'm just dying!" Seriously, don't people realize how tedious they sound when every other word they use is "like"? Poor Brad is going to have to grow a backbone to deal with Taylor and her Solid Structured ways. And as a side note.....I do not believe that Rachel could survive without Taylor....she is a force to be reckoned with. I now want to win the Lottery so I can steal her from Rachel and pay her to run my household.....The Husband would cower under the bed and my children would be perfect little soldiers~

So....what do you think....Guilty Pleasure or Screaming Train Wreck? Please tell me cuz, like I gotta know,

Like, Really, ya know~